No shirt. No shoes. No service.

We all say it is about a connection. What is that exactly? Are they so smoking hot that you feel your sensitive parts shutter, or are they so engaging that you can only imagine a marathon night full of great sex and even better conversation? How exactly do you come to either of those conclusions?

I think it is actually easier to say what you won’t do rather that what you will do because you have no idea who you will meet and how they will strike your fancy. We have read so many profiles and forum posts and it seems that everyone has their idea of what they do not like but I thought I would take it a step further than to discuss their recreational habits.

What do you consider a connection? We of course have our “fuckable” scale and then for me, the deal breaker is if you lack the personality or intelligence to carry on a conversation, and just stare at me, then sorry, we will walk away. I understand that there are those shy guys out in the lifesphere, and on the same note there are obnoxious people as well, but it is my choice to decide if there is a connection, right?

So what do you do if you discover that there is not a connection, is it ok to say no? You can be selective and you should never be shunned for doing so. There are people that you will connect with virtually that face to face just will not generate enough interest. You will not feel that spark with them no matter what you do, and it is just not about commonalities. There are definite personality styles that are a huge “hell no” for us. This includes any abusive, disrespectful, racist, bigoted, ignorant or sexist, etc…these are a huge turn-off. You better check the skeletons in your closet too before you bring me to your bed, if you don’t value your spouse unconditionally and you are not 100% honest with them, you will lose in this game, I guarantee you.

And when you do “connect wine and dine, and then you decide there will not be a round two. We have all fallen victim to this and we just need to chalk it up to a “one night stand.” We all have those moments when the whisky takes over and no matter what you do you just can’t get it up, but it is what you do after that moment that counts. If you are just too defeated and you leave a girl hanging, you need to up your game. We understand there are going to be these issues, but knowing that, we women have an expectation; you have a tongue, fingers and toys that you can take full advantage of. If you walk away with your “heads” hung low, then your performance and satisfaction are your only priority and most of you are not ignorant, you all realize what happens when you leave your “Mrs.” hanging, you are going to be out in the proverbial dog house.

We have been criticized often of being too picky, too communicative, too forward, and I can assure you right now, none of that will ever change. We are exactly who we say we are on our profile and in person, we do believe we will blow your minds.

I do think this pickiness has prevented us from really getting deep down and dirty as much as we would like and though we would love to change this, how can you do that without lowering your standards? And I do believe that is the case. Each of us has taken one for the team at one point, and we have both decided that will never happen again.

We are happily married, we love to be naughty, we love to party, we love to fuck each other and we love to fuck sexy, confident, intelligent, honest and in love couples. We can also respect that you may not “want” us, but we will never settle for anything less than a couple we WANT, why would we?